found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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