Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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