i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby