she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt