While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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