I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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