First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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