Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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