What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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