If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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