Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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