all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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