I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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