We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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