As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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