i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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