So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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