I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
