U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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