yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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