Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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