you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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