My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish you could order shots online.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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