just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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