Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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