you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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