the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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