Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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