At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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