I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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