Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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