He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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