Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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