No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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