It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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