Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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