Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
so explain again why im purple
no
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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