sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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