so let's talk penis.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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