she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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