I got chris browned last night
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
