I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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