watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
