I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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