That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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