He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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