is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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