he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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