Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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