Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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