I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You don't make any sense
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