on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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