I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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