I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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