There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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